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When
your down on your luck, and you don’t give a …Fff..lip.
If your nerves are shattered and worn
Then you can thank the Lord, that in Brad’s ol’ Ford,
They packed up and in about a month the Armadillo was born.
And I'll substantiate the rumor that a twisted sense of humor
And the Armadillo go hand in hand.
And you can bet your boots… Folks are pullin’ up roots…
And they’re comin’ just as fast as they can.
CHORUS 1. I wanna go home to the Armadillo,
Where Texas days are sunny and the nights are so serene.
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you’ve ever seen.
When it’s cold out here, Lord I swear,
Rick seems to be warm and wise.
He says to start sippin’ Let the girls start nippin’
Then we all warm up when we fantasize.
About warmer weather, and our girls dressed in leather,
Body paint or lace of some sort
I love those kitties, and all those pretties
At the Armadillo Nudist Resort
(sing chorus 1)
Now
you can be cool, and just lay by the pool,
And soak up the rays from the sun.
It‘s up to you, what you want to do
But if you break a rule just once be ready to run.
Cause I understand, that with her own bare hand,
Sandy will spank us one by one.
Ohhhh, I know that I should, at least try to be good,
But Sandy makes it so much fun.
(sing chorus 1)
CHORUS 2. I wanna go home to the Armadillo,
And pray to see naked bodies in the sun if you know what I mean
The friendliest people and the horniest women you’ve ever seen. |
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